Ditching Zombie Content in the AI Era
Oct 28, 2025
🧟 The Creepy Invasion of Zombie Content
It’s that spooky time of year - the Halloween, when fake cobwebs drape every porch, plastic skeletons grin from lawns, and kids run wild on sugar highs.
But let’s talk about the real horror show: Zombie Content.
You know the type; those posts staggering through your social feeds, pieced together by AI, propped up with a few #trendy hashtags, and lurching around for someone, anyone, to notice.
They look alive, but trust me, they’re as dead as a doornail, with no heart, no soul, just a hunger for clicks.
Welcome to the Zombie Content apocalypse! Where bland, cookie-cutter posts are taking over.
They’re everywhere, clogging up your X feed, your LinkedIn, your Insta.
It’s like a digital haunted house, except instead of jump scares, you get… meh.
Boring, predictable, and utterly forgettable. *Shudder.*
👻 The True Monster: Averaging
Here’s the twist: AI isn’t the villain. AI’s just the mad scientist’s tool.
The real monster? Averaging.
That’s when your content gets blended into a flavorless smoothie of “same-old, same-old.”
It’s the “safe” LinkedIn post about “5 Tips for Success” that could’ve been written by anyone (or no one at all). It’s the Instagram caption so generic it feels like it was born in a spreadsheet.
Averaging takes your unique spark - your quirks, your wit, your you-ness - and buries it under a pile of predictable sludge.
Zombie content thrives on this.
It’s not trying to stand out; it’s just trying to exist.
And that’s the scariest part:
when your ideas get lost in the shuffle, you’re not just fighting zombies, you’re at risk of becoming one!
✊ The Hero We Need
But fear not! There’s an antidote to this undead plague.
And that's why there's Virtually Myself®.
We’re not here to churn out more brain-dead content.
We’re here to help you slay the zombies and bring your voice roaring back to life.
Think of us as your trusty sidekick, armed with a metaphorical chainsaw to cut through the noise.
Here’s how we help you fight the good fight:
💯 Keep It Real: Your voice is your secret weapon. Whether you’re snarky, heartfelt, or a little nerdy, we make sure your content screams you, and not some watered-down, AI-generated imposter.
😎 Build Something Epic: Forget chasing viral moments. We help you create a body of work that’s like a greatest-hits album - timeless, impactful, and totally yours.
🤓 Grow Smarter, Not Zombier: AI’s a tool, not the boss. We help you use it to amplify your ideas, not flatten them, so you can scale your reach without losing your soul.
🍃 Stay Fresh, Stay You: Your ideas should evolve as you do. We help you to keep your content dynamic, like a playlist that always has the perfect vibe for the moment.
⚡ Rise Up and Slay
Don’t let the zombie content drag you into the digital graveyard.
You’ve got a voice, a story, a spark!
Don’t let it get buried under a pile of lifeless posts.
With Virtually Myself®, you can break free, create content that’s alive with personality, and make the internet a little less… well... zombified.
So, grab your metaphorical pitchfork, channel your inner zombie slayer, and let’s make content that’s bold, human, and anything but average.
The world’s waiting for "YOU", and not another zombie.
Ready to ditch the undead vibes and bring back your voice to life?
You can experience this firsthand at our final Bootcamp for 2025 - 4 December in Melbourne.
It’s not just a workshop.
It’s a full-day strategy experience with Alex Hagan and Nina Christian - and the creation of your private, secure digital twin:
the custodian of your ideas,
the advocate of your best work,
and your creative ally for the year ahead.
As part of the Bootcamp, you’ll receive ongoing access to your Virtually Myself® system and strategic support throughout 2026, so you can continue expanding, refining, and leveraging your voice all year long.
